Pagford. The real Pagford. Twice as far from County Kent as we would like, but not half as distant from Staffordshire as would seem prudent. Locate it on Apple Maps with the same ease you can find a Starbucks in Antarctica.

Our darkly comic, surpassingly banal web site conceals the sometimes shocking conflicts between our webmasters behind an idyllic fašade of blue. The template for this static HTML was created by the apparently peerless jedignork and can be found on the excellent and fantastically addictive (if you're into that sort of thing) resource Open Source Web Design.

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat. We left one sentence of Lorem Ispum in because it looked great and is far more readable than some of the other tripe on the Internet these days.

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